Dear Neighbors,

So you may have had heard me screaming at the top of my lungs Friday night, "EDDIE!!! Let me in. Let me in. God d*** it!" You may have seen me pounding on my front door and throwing rocks at the window. I promise you were not witnessing a domestic dispute. There is no need to be concerned for my happiness or safety. There is a much simpler explanation: I locked myself out of the house. I forgot to put the key back on my key chain when you returned it, Mrs. Sue. So, when I got home from work at midnight, I was locked out. After a long time banging the front door, calling him on the phone, and ringing the door bell, I had to resort to serious measures. The light was on in the bedroom, so I figured he was still awake, (good thing or he would have NEVER heard me...then I would have come to your house :)) and THAT is why you heard me screaming. PS My next move was to get the ladder out to climb up to the window. I'm sure glad I didn't have to do that.